Chapter one of my new book “Don’t Stick Your Dick in a Blender

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It is rough out there for a single guy trying to meet a not-awful attractive girl, I know what you’re going through.

Sick and tired of wasting your time trying to meet girls online or in the real world who are astoundingly flakey and hard to actually get out on a date. You seem damned to flounder in the friendzone where nobody wants to touch your dick.
Or
Actively dating, but the girls are so monotonously predictable in their shallowness, smartphone addiction, and their general lack of putting in an effort towards having some semblance of a new relationship.
Or
Disappointed by the…


Listen to podcast: The Cancer Prevention Protocol

The bad news…

In 2020, the world was paralyzed by fear of COVID-19. Many of us now wear masks in public, either voluntarily or involuntarily, as a preventive measure to “stop the spread” and hopefully protect ourselves from contracting the virus. While the media and the state have compelled us to take this preventative measure there’s another epidemic that you hear a lot less about which is significantly more likely to ruin your life or the life of someone you care about…

That would be the cancer epidemic, the monstrous specter of which cannot be overstated.

From the book The Cancer Industry:


Biohacker Review of Uridine Monophosphate

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I did a high dosage of 650 milligrams, two in the late morning and two in the afternoon. I have a quite productive day but even at that high dosage, the Nootropic effect was quite subtle. I did not feel particularly energized. In the mid-afternoon I laid down to do my meditation, it was a pretty normal meditation session, I did quite well with the breath counting focus exercise. However, the high dosage had little to no noticeable performance-enhancing effect. The recommended dosage is two capsules a day, so I think I’ll stick with that.

Higher Strength Uridine Monophosphate


Watch: BPC-157 — A “bio prepping” measure for rapid healing of injuries ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ from 🇷🇺 RUPHARMA

This BPC-157 I have not yet used. I’m going to keep it around as a “bio prepping” measure in the event that I get injured in the gym or wherever — it enables rapid healing of injuries.

Overview of the science

Check out the deep-dive article and podcast I did investigating it, BPC-157: The “The Wolverine Drug” for Accelerated Full Body Healing — here I’ll summarize the science done in the last year…

A study done at the University of Zagreb, looked again at its gut-healing effects, in regards to peritoneal defects (internal hernia). It concludes…

The recovery effect of the BPC 157 regimens…


FLiFLA CBD Lifehacker Review ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐: As a full-spectrum lifehacker, I’m a big fan of CBD!

In modernity we work too much, we’re overstressed, we sleep too little, and we spend entirely too much time staring at glowing screens. CBD is one of the better lifestyle tools for health and stress management.

I use CBD to get great sleep because everything that I can do hinges on my quality of sleep. If, like me, you often use a computer or devices in the evenings within two hours of bedtime you should be stacking sleep hacks; and CBD is one of the best.

I was pleased to receive a package of CBD from FLiFLA CBD, based…


Monero is the most popular privacy coin — this means that you can do commerce with whoever you want with complete anonymity.

A deserved critique of Bitcoin and many other cryptos is that the blockchain is public so anyone can see which addresses you’re sending money to — it’s pretty easy to see what you’re paying for. And hopefully, you’re not buying anything you shouldn’t but don’t discount the importance of privacy. You never know how or when your financial history could be used against you. So there’s a lot of value in privacy coins like Monero.

Businesses, large and small, recognize the value of privacy — over 1000 accept Monero.


For guys, having no car can put a damper on your dating life, but only if you let it.

Watch: Dating with no car? It can be done, my dudes!

Like many young men, I once lost my driver’s license due to some small bad decisions and had to get rid of my car, here’s how I kept my dating life active and fun…

Location. Location. Location.


A well-established and popular cryptocurrency, Litecoin is a derivative of Bitcoin.

Many small (and not-so-small) businesses prefer Litecoin over Bitcoin because of its low transaction fees and confirmation times. Notably, Litecoin was named the official cryptocurrency of the Miami Dolphins.

Who Accepts Litecoin


This can be a complicated problem and it is certainly worthy of introspection and self-quantification but luckily its productivity robbing symptom, feeling tired and unfocused, is easy and cheap to fix.

Bulletproof Coffee — Empowering toxin-free coffee


Listen to podcast (includes surprisingly good jokes): 33 new things we’ve learned about Mitochondria

This article will summarize the recent science that’s been done on Mitochondria along with some salient insights and knowledge coming out of the Biohacker community online.

Impressively in the past year, there have been over 230 scientific papers published specifically on Mitochondria, including 11 clinical trials. Mitochondria is a hot area of research, this article will not summarize every single one but some of the more interesting findings of the current year.

If you want to go even deeper into the state of the art of Mitochondrial science and research I’ll recommend the new book, Mitochondria and the Future of…

Jonathan Roseland

Adventuring philosopher, Pompous pontificator, Writer, K-Selected Biohacker, Tantric husband, Raconteur & Smart Drug Dealer 🇺🇸

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