33 Steps to Losing Your Virginity (For Men)

So you’re a virgin. That sucks, doesn’t it!

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Me in my late teens and early twenties.

Why you might want to listen to me…

In this article…

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1. No Fap (No Porn)

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Watch: The Journey from No Fap to Tantra | Documentary for Men

2. Contemplate a life of solitude

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“Maybe I should get a nice cat to keep me company…”
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He lost his virginity. So can you!
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The longer you wait the harder it gets… to lose your virginity! Stop procrastinating.

3. Losing your virginity is now your part-time job

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Here’s more or less how you should be spending those 25 hours

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Not real life
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4. Stop blaming women

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An accurate infographical representation of the modern sexual marketplace. The top 10%-20% of men are doing great. But an “average Joe” is almost totally excluded.
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But, your virginity has a lot more to do with you and your choices than it does with social forces like feminism.

5. Don’t let your religion cock block you

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6. Get some exercise

7. Hack Your Diet

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If you find broccoli boring I won’t hold it against you. You’re probably doing it wrong. I lathered it with Kerrygold butter, a bunch of turmeric, a sprinkle of pepper and salt, a dash of Cayenne pepper, a few cloves of garlic, Rosemary, mustard seeds and a squeeze of lemon.

Avoid…

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8. Fix your style

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Economics of your aesthetics

9. Groom Thyself

10. Lose Weight

Fasting

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11. Biohack Your Face

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12. Hack Your Testosterone

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This is what you want more of!

13. Take Libido Enhancing Supplements

Horny Goat Weed

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Ashwagandha

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Ashwagandha Spagyric Tincture by Lost Empire Herbs

Zinc

14. Take Nootropics

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15. Approach women in the real world

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That would be me there in the bottom left, daygaming

There are some significant downsides to online dating that you should first consider…

16. Get attractive photos of you for social media

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Did you know that PETS are a dating lifehack?

17. Learn “Game”

18. Cultivate Mindfulness

An Empathy Hack

How to meditate

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Watch: The Blue Sky Meditation Protocol will give your Mind the Foreplay it needs…

19. Do Daygame

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20. Get wingmen

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Finding wingmen

21. Plan your social life

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Spend a few minutes daily staying in touch

22. Do Nightgame

23. Salsa Dance

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24. Attend language exchanges

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25. Get Abundance

26. Fix your verbal ticks

The Solution

How To:

The Purpose

27. Videoblog

28. Text game

29. Invite girls out on dates

30. Plan Logistics

31. Be ok with sucking at sex

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32. Self Cultivate

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Highly recommended reading! These are two of the most underrated Biohacking books.

33. Seduction

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1. Practice putting a condom on beforehand 2. Start with cowgirl, let her put it in 3. Enjoy yourself!

Let’s get down to business…

If you’ve been on a few dates with a girl, kissed her and she likes you just suggest that for your next date you get a room together.

Limp dick?

Penetration

If it isn’t abundantly clear to you by now, seduction is not easy.

You might be thinking…

How it works…

Good hunting gentlemen!

Finally…

Adventuring philosopher, Pompous pontificator, Writer, K-Selected Biohacker, Tantric husband, Raconteur & Smart Drug Dealer 🇺🇸

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