How to NOT Lose Your Phone All the Damn Time

Do you chronically misplace and lose your phone? If so the smartphone industry DOESN’T WANT you to read this article!

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“Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone”

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While Drinking

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Adventuring philosopher, Pompous pontificator, Writer, K-Selected Biohacker, Tantric husband, Raconteur & Smart Drug Dealer 🇺🇸

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