How to Suck at Life (But trick people into thinking you’re cool…)

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I sucked at sports

I sucked at girls

I sucked at being a missionary

I suck at break dancing

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I suck at driving

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I suck at money

I sucked at being a waiter

I sucked at being a car salesman

I sucked at corporate america

I sucked at being a nightclub promoter

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I suck at being an internet entrepreneur

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I suck at being a traveler/digital nomad

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I suck at learning languages

I suck at seduction

To summarize

This is a chapter from my mémoire and lifehacking manifesto.

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Adventuring philosopher, Pompous pontificator, Writer, K-Selected Biohacker, Tantric husband, Raconteur & Smart Drug Dealer 🇺🇸

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