So little 20 year old Jeffy was like…

How can I meet women and get laid? I can volunteer at an abortion clinic! The girls going in there must be easy! I bet they won’t even asked me to use a condom… if they get pregnant I know just where to take them!

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Adventuring philosopher, Pompous pontificator, Writer, K-Selected Biohacker, Tantric husband, Raconteur & Smart Drug Dealer 🇺🇸

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