The Inevitable Uncondoming

Chapter one of my new book “Don’t Stick Your Dick in a Blender

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You are either…

  • Their amazing capacity to drain our bank account balances and lighten our wallets.
  • All the crazy, demented, narcissistic women out there.
  • Unplanned pregnancies, and nasty STDs.
  • The life-ruining threat of a false accusation that looms over heterosexual men in the hysterical #MeToo era.
  • Their propensity to cheat and lie.
  • Divorce and the tyrannical, man-hating family court system.
  • The minefield of dating and romance scams which must be avoided.

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”

Red Pilled in Jail

Storytime — A malicious madre in Medellín

“Man, didn’t anyone ever tell you not to stick your dick in crazy?”

“Just don’t come inside me. OK?”

“I can resist all things except temptation.”

Storytime — A Czech agent goes AWOL

Storytime — Compelled kitty sacrifice

Lest you despair about the prospect of finding a nice girl, let me tell you a bit of my story…

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  • She must be young, under 25 years old.
  • She can’t be a single mother.
  • She should be beautiful and feminine.
  • She shall maintain her hair at a certain length, wear dresses, and be mindful of her appearance.
  • She should be playful and pleasant.
  • But she should also be smart, able to hold a conversation and not into dumb shallow stuff.
  • And she should be prepared to work, she can’t be a lazy woman.
  • She definitely can’t be a feminist or other shade of liberal progressive!
  • She must be a traditionally-minded girl, who wants to be a mother, not one of these “I want to focus on my career” types.
  • She should be able to cook and have some domestic skills.
  • She should be sexually inexperienced, ideally a virgin BUT also not awful at giving blowjobs.
  • She must not be a committed pet mom to a dog or cat.
  • She must not have tattoos.
  • She doesn’t need to be too political, but she should be right-leaning and not hate President Donald Trump.
  • She mustn’t be into any silly liberal political movements; social justice, tree-hugging environmentalism, legalizing marijuana, animal rights, giving all the poor little black babies free ipads, etc — none of that.
  • She doesn’t have to be an economist but she should be against socialism and have a right-leaning libertarian capitalist worldview.
  • She can’t have majored in college in the social sciences, arts, post-modern pet psychology, or some other stupid, useless degree.
  • She must not be into any weird pseudo-spiritual “find yourself” shit.
  • She’ll probably be at least a little religious, but NOT too religious because I don’t want to wait until the wedding night to get laid!
  • And (I almost forgot) she can’t have too much financial debt.

Newsflash red pill bros:

Having “the talk”

What to expect from this book…

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Summary

  • Women are dangerous. Inviting the wrong woman into your bed and life can cost you vast amounts of money, ruin your life, or even get you killed.
  • You MUST have higher standards than “She’s willing to sleep with me and she gives me an erection.”
  • Because of the inevitable uncondoming and its consequences, make it a policy to only sleep with women who are “wife material”.
  • It’s getting harder and harder to find a girl who is going to align with the virtuous traditional values. Instead seek a feminine woman with a modicum of intelligence, humility, and rationality who will naturally adopt these values from you.
  • Dating a foreign woman from a poorer country might be appealing to you but there’s a lot of ways that it can go wrong!
  • Learn from experienced people who have what you want.

Your homework

Originally published on LimitlessMindset.com

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Adventuring philosopher, Pompous pontificator, Writer, K-Selected Biohacker, Tantric husband, Raconteur & Smart Drug Dealer 🇺🇸

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Jonathan Roseland

Adventuring philosopher, Pompous pontificator, Writer, K-Selected Biohacker, Tantric husband, Raconteur & Smart Drug Dealer 🇺🇸