This milk is past it’s expiration date gents.

Why should any man put up with this dramatic woman and all her baggage when they could be enjoying a younger, sexier woman?

  • She’s almost too helpful — always looking for little things to do to help me.
  • She respects my time and my wallet.
  • She’s feminine, elegant and like the writer not HOT but certainly attractive.
  • She can hold a conversation and has a pleasant personality.
  • The sex is great. She really treats me like a king.
  • She doesn’t have any kids.
  • Importantly, she’s relatively inexperienced as far as sex and relationships. I don’t feel like I’m in a relationship with the last 10 bad boys she casually dated.

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Adventuring philosopher, Pompous pontificator, Writer, K-Selected Biohacker, Tantric husband, Raconteur & Smart Drug Dealer 🇺🇸

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