This part is mostly true.

However, this article is mostly an example of what’s considered a snarkument — mocking those who are doing better than you.

  • Sharpen my long term memory of things I’ve studied, books I’ve read, experiences, my second language, etc.
  • Boost my focus and powers attention so I can get stuff done and resist distraction.
  • Master my emotions so that my inner thoughts and dialogue work for meinstead of me working for them.
  • Enable high leverage, rapid skill set acquisition.
  • Enhance my verbal intelligence and improve my grasp of vocabulary.
  • Get amazing, rejuvenating sleep.
  • Improve my intelligence and upgrade my working memory.
  • Optimize my exercise routine to get the most out gym sessions.
  • Fortify immunity so I don’t get sick during the winter time.
  • Work hard, play hard and relax hard — to really properly unwind, chill out and enjoy the life I’m working so damn hard for.
  • Have awesome sex.

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