Extend your hand directly in front of your chest with your palm facing down. Now lower your arm and eventually you’re going to feel something with your hand that you may have forgotten about. Those are your balls! That’s right you’re a man! You’re not a little bitch. Next time you feel compelled to grovel on your knees and felate the syphilitic cock of political correctness that the New York Times is shoving down your throat repeat this exercise.